Nigger Jokes – Spic Jokes – Jew Jokes

 

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Why does a nigger …
Who Cares

 

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Why do niggers have white skin on the palms of their hands and the bottoms of their feet?
Because, when God spray painted them, they were assuming the position, as usual

 

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There is a 3 story apartment building with 1 apartment on each floor. A white family lives on the top floor. A border jumping family lives on the second floor. A nigger family lives on the bottom floor. At 2:00 PM in the afternoon a tornado hits the building, totally destroying it. Which family lived?
The White family … because both parents were at work and the kids were in school.

 

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How does a nigger tell their nigglets apart from each other?
By their last name

 

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Why isn’t there any niggers on the Jetson’s?
Who cares … isn’t the future great!

 

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How does a nigger tell if she is pregnant?
When she pulls the tampon out, the cotton has already been picked

 

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What do you call a nigger riding a bike down a street?
A Thief

 

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What do you call 2 niggers riding a bike down a street?
Organized Crime

 

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Many whites have niggers in there family tree
No really … They have been hanging there for awhile

 

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What’s the difference between a nigger and a bucket of shit?
The Bucket!

 

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Why were so many niggers killed in the Vietnam war?
Because when the sergeant said to “get down” … and those idiots all got up and started dancing.

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What does a nigger and an ice hockey player have in common?
They both change their pads after 3 periods

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What did God say when he made the first niggers?
Oops! Burnt one!

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A Mexican and a nigger are riding in car . . who’s driving?
A cop!

 

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What happens when you stick your hand in a jar of jelly beans?
The black ones steal your watch and rings.

 

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What do you call a smiling black man?
Snigger

 

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What’s black and white and rolls down the Boardwalk?
A nigger and a seagull fighting over a French Fry.

 

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Why are niggers like sperm?
Only 1 in a Million actually works

 

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What do black men do after sex?
15 years to life.

 

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Did you hear about the 9 year old African nigglet?
He was going through a mid-life crisis.

 

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What’s the difference between a black and a white fairytale?
White begins, “once upon a time,” black begins, “y’all motherfuckers ain’t gonna believe dis shit!”

 

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What’s the difference between a nigger and a snow tire?
A snow tire doesn’t sing when you put chains on it.

 

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What would you call the Flintstones if they were black?
Niggers.

 

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Why don’t sharks eat niggers?
They think it’s whale shit.

 

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What do you call a nigger in a tree with a briefcase?
Branch manager.

 

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How do you stop a nigger from drowning?
Take your foot off the back of his head.

 

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How do you get a nigger out of a tree?
Cut the rope.

 

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What did the Alabama sheriff call the nigger who had been shot 15 times?
Worst case of suicide he had ever seen.

 

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What do you get when you cross a retard with a gang banger?
Someone who spray paints on a chain link fence.

 

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Why do niggers stink?
So blind people can hate them too.

 

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How do you know Adam and Eve were not black?
You ever try to take a rib from a nigger?

 

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What is a nigger?
Proof that skunks fuck monkeys.

 

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What’s the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead nigger in the road?
The dead dog has skid marks in front of it.

 

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What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk?
“I set WHO free?”

 

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What do you call a nigger with a peg leg?
Shit on a stick! -joe

 

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Why do niggers always have sex on their minds?
Because they have pubes on their heads! -Bo

 

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What does Pontiac stand for?
Poor Old Nigger Thinks It’s A Cadillac! -ricky

 

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Why doesn’t Mexico have an Olympic team?
Because anyone who can run, jump or swim, is already in the US!

 

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Whats a Mexicans favorite sport?
Cross Country.

 

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What’s the difference between Jesus and Mexicans?
Jesus doesn’t have Mexicans tattooed all over him.

 

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What do you call a little Mexican?
A paragraph. Because he’s not quite an essay.

 

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What do you call a Mexican who can swim?
A Texan.

 

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball against each other?
Juan on Juan.

 

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There was a 4 car crash in Mexico today.
243 people died.

 

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What do you call a Mexican with a broken lawn mower?
Unemployed.

 

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How does a Mexican get into an honest business?
Through the window.

 

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How many Americans’ does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Only Mexicans do that kind of job.

 

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What do books have that Mexicans don’t?
Papers.

 

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Why did Hitler kill himself?
The Jews sent him a gas bill!

 

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Have you heard of the Jewish “Catch 22”?
Free Ham!

 

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What’s the difference between a Jew and a pizza?
Pizzas don’t scream when they are put in the oven!

 

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What’s the difference between a catholic wife and a Jewish wife?
A catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewellery!

 

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What’s the difference between a Jew and a canoe?
A canoe tips!

 

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What’s the difference between Santa Claus and a Jew?
Santa Claus goes down the chimney.

 

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I asked a jewish girl for her number.
She rolled up her sleeve.

 

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Why do Jews have such big noses?
Because air is free.

 

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What’s the difference between karate and judo?
Karate is a method of self defense and judo is what bagels are made of!

 

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What do Jewish women make for dinner?
Reservations!

 

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One day a Jewish grandmother had taken her grandson to the beach for a play when suddenly a huge wave washed over the infant and pulled him out to sea. The distraught grandmother fell down on her knees, and sobbed, “Please God, don’t let my grandson die, please, he is my only grandson! He is the future of my family, please return him to me safely!” Instantly another huge wave rolls the infant back onto the beach and the grandmother looks up to the sky and said, “He had a hat!”

 

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What’s yellow and black and makes you laugh?
A bus full of niggers going over a cliff.

 

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What do you call 100 niggers on the bottom of the sea?
A good start.

 

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What do you call a nigger hitchhiker?
Stranded.

 

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How do you starve a nigger?
Hide his food stamps under his work boots.